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I just remembered I had pizza rolls at home.

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well its been a minute since I’ve posted anything that isn’t a reblog. here’s a random post-

work - I love it. Family law has more drama than an episode of Revenge or Scandal.

watching - revenge. now its over and i feel so lost. I need a new show!

drinking - champagne has been replaced by bourbon. old fashioned (edit) to be exact.

love life - nonexistent. this week I was visited by the ghosts of exes past. four total. you all need to stop trolling. do not want.

new favorite saying - i’m so tired.

so boring. hence why I don’t blog anymore. if you still follow me, God bless you. back to reblogging.

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leonardodicrapio:

leo is chasing after that jack nicholson aesthetic like his life depends on it

This man is the love of my life. Ponytail and squishy belly.

(via ohhhwaffles93)

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redhotfool:

kellykapoors:

feariess:

Taylor gives a fan $90 while in Central Park, NYC

#go see a star war

revaballerina I’m your Taylor Swift right?

(via ponytailtime)

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bricksandmortarandchewinggum:

josephinas—bidened:


Richard Ayoade on 50 Shades of Grey trailer

oh my God



I really don’t understand the 50 Shades frenzy. I mean you all read the same book I did right? Do you not remember the tampon part? Yeah, thats so sexy. Except its not.

bricksandmortarandchewinggum:

josephinas—bidened:

Richard Ayoade on 50 Shades of Grey trailer

oh my God

I really don’t understand the 50 Shades frenzy. I mean you all read the same book I did right? Do you not remember the tampon part? Yeah, thats so sexy. Except its not.

(Source: britishcomedyoverflowing, via walex)

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politiciansandhiphop:

Ted Kennedy, John F Kennedy and Bobby Kennedy x Wiz Khalifa

politiciansandhiphop:

Ted Kennedy, John F Kennedy and Bobby Kennedy x Wiz Khalifa

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queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

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saminthecity:

redcatinsanfrancisco:

I want to personally thank the postmates delivery man for using an insulated food delivery bag tonight so when my donuts (plural) arrived- they were still warm from the oven.

I wish.

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saminthecity:

redcatinsanfrancisco:

I want to personally thank the postmates delivery man for using an insulated food delivery bag tonight so when my donuts (plural) arrived- they were still warm from the oven.

I wish.

👆

(Source: neatorama.com)

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xianmarin:

Everyone who burned their LeBron jerseys four years ago

just sayin. 

xianmarin:

Everyone who burned their LeBron jerseys four years ago

just sayin. 

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"The people I have loved in my life have never been easy to love. I’m not used to normal. I’m used to disaster. I don’t know, as messed up as he is, he’s also sort of exciting, sort of a challenge. I’m accustomed to working for love."

— Augusten Burroughs, Dry (via kitty-en-classe)

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megwhat:

Happy fourth!

megwhat:

Happy fourth!

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"Do not chase people. Be you and do your own thing and work hard. The right people who belong in your life will come to you, and stay."

Wu Tang Clan  (via jalaoshi)

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I’m about to set women back and I’m apologizing in advance. Here it goes - 

Last night I went on a date. I was bored, he was cute, and I was promised pizza and beer. Nothing fancy, simple. All was well until the check came, and this guy straight up asked me “how are we going to do this?” 

How are we going to do this? Well you’re going to pull out your wallet, place your card in the check presenter, and pay. I’m sorry, perhaps I’ve been lucky in the sense where I’ve dated extremely generous guys in the past but WHO DOES THAT? I’ve never. It was pizza and beer, not STK.

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ultimatekimkardashian:

Kim: Night!

I can’t handle this. I want a baby.

ultimatekimkardashian:

Kim: Night!

I can’t handle this. I want a baby.

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Things with the new guy fizzled out just as fast as they started. He left last Friday for a 17 day trip back home to Wisconsin. Last night he tells me he’s interviewing for a job in Wisconsin. Uh, couldn’t you have mentioned this when I last saw you? Cue the crying to my girl friends and mom at 11pm last night. Not for him, but for me. I’m just fucking tired of dating.